What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:12

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
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-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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A View to a Kill
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.